This is a great towel for camo nerds. Great gift but I bought it for myself because I've turned into that camo nerd.

If the citizens of GDR could have gotten these towels The Wall would still be in full effect. The heady scent of failed idealism is removed by the first wash; afterwards the softness and decadence of Western corruption takes over. The beauty that is Strichtarn is eternal. Excellent towel that can level the playing field and ensure my annexation of beach chairs the world over: “Freizeitraum Uber Alles!” Remember what The Hitchhiker’s Guide has to say: “Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.” This is that towel.