An abused Serbian sleeping bag that might need to be shot in the head to keep it from being reanimated and eating you. If you don’t scare easily, you might get some decent quality dirt cheap. Or just dirt.
We got such a batch of sleeping bags that our crew that has seen things you wouldn’t believe was for once rendered speechless. We thought we bought high-quality Serbian sleeping bags with a strong detachable rubber sleeping pad. And there are some of these here. However, there are also some Frankenbags where the rubber has been welded to the bag permanently. And some have no rubber at all. So, when you buy one of these, it most likely won’t look like the one in the picture. And there definitely won’t be a carrying bag.
Size info
In principle, the inner measurements of these bags are c. 200 x 70 cm (79” x 28”). However, since there have been so many exciting turns of events, we wouldn’t be surprised if you get a sleeping bag designed for a six-legged 10-foot tall alien. These should weigh a bit under 3 kg (6.6 lbs) but that depends on how much forensic evidence these have been drinking.
Condition
Abused and mistreated Serbian surplus. Some of these are actually in pretty good condition except for the rubber part, but that can be washed. However, some seem to have played an active part in some genocide. If this was your regular real estate ad, we might use such expressions as “a Bohemian handy man’s dream” or “exciting details”.
In other words, when you buy one of these, you might get a pretty decent good-quality sleeping bag at a very nice price. Or you get an unholy Thing that requires holy water and an exorcist. Take it as a thrilling game of chance. If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man...
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