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Product description

If you feel that everything was at its prime during the Korean War, here are some underpants you can wear to travel back in time to that happy place.

Features

These US military issue crotch holders leave your thighs fully exposed, as they should be. These briefs have a no-nonsense fit, and they really embrace your groin area. The waistband sets somewhere around your navel; this enhances the contours of your beefed-up gut. These briefs come in a very useful color, as you can turn them inside out, and none shall be the wiser – this doubles the briefs’ wear time. If you need to manipulate things inside the briefs, you have access from top, up the groin, and most importantly, through the front. Yes, these briefs are equipped with the slot of love.

Made of 100 % combed cotton.

Although these are named Wiener Briefs, no wiener is included nor is it required for wearing these. Wiener Briefs are for everybody.

US Surplus

These briefs are unused US surplus. Available in different sizes.

Reviews
3.7(6)

Timothy K.

01.11.2023
If the Birth Control Glasses don't do the trick, these undies will definitely save you from those evil temptresses trying to take away your purity. 10/10 would recommend to good boys.

Matthew U.

01.09.2022
I was issued seven of these. I wore them simply because I did not know any better. They are a miracle of engineering in design in that they incorporate everything you could do wrong in making underwear, and put it all in one garment. Truly a masterstroke of making Joe's life miserable.

joseph S.

13.08.2022
these are still standard issue for all who enlist in the U.S. Army. I know this as when i went through BCT back in Febuary of 2022, i got 7 issued to me. they're pretty awful, and are the main cause of every male trainees constant pain : chafing. you could probably light a match on them, not felt dumb enough to do so myself. during the 10 mile ruck at the end of bct, they actually wore my skin enough for it bleed. they really build character are great for showing someone what the word "military grade" really means now.

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